Mr. GQ Man

Other than occasional and unintentional moments of popularity, I was generally a wallflower at school - an introvert and afraid of everything (why, I wonder). One of those moments to "shine" was when I wore a new shirt and shoes to school. The shirt was grayscale and had a lizard/snake/alligator skin pattern. The shoes were black with squared-off toes, and black pants. It wasn't often my parents chose the right clothes for me. This time they hit the ball out of the park because I was a well-dressed man in my 2nd grade class and quite admired for a day.